An spam-email from a recruiter (target company name isn’t mentioned _anywhere_):
I came across your resume on Dice and would like to talk to you about
a Hadoop Engineer position with our client, which is a Fortune
10 company based in Cupertino, CA. This is the largest and most
valuable consumer electronics/technology company in the world today
which makes cutting edge smart phones, personal computers & music
players.
Now I wonder which one of us is an idiot?